1. Bozo the Clown The Wilt Chamberlain of children’s television, according to his ex. (previous ranking: unranked) 2. Sidney Rice Smartly waited until Favre returned before scheduling his hip surgery. (unranked) 3. Adolf Hitler Would be just delighted to know he had Jewish and black relatives. (unranked) 4. Tiger Woods And now … back to the ho’s. [...]

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1. Tiger Woods You think Ben Hogan would take off his shirt for Annie Leibovitz? (Previous ranking: unranked) 2. Jayson Williams HOW was this guy still on the street? (unranked) 3. Global warming We liked Orange Bowl better when we couldn’t see the players’ breath. (1) 4. Warren Beatty Passed Wilt Chamberlain during filming of “Heaven Can Wait.” (2) [...]

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1. New Orleans Saints You didn’t really think they were perfect, did you? (Previous ranking: unranked) 2. Minnesota Wild’s equipment Still smokin’. (unranked) 3. Tiger Woods Voted Player of the Decade by Associated Press, PGA Tour and the Wilt Chamberlain Fan Club. (2) 4. Global warming Took another hiatus this weekend on East Coast. (unranked) 5. Denny Hecker Great news, [...]

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Millions of Tiger Woods fans were shocked this week to learn their golf icon might be … A. Involved in extramarital affairs B. Caught in a marital crisis C. Approaching Wilt Chamberlain’s record of 10,000 conquests Woods’ personal life became tabloid headlines after scandalous reports about him appeared in this publication … A. National Enquirer B. [...]

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