College sports’ realignment is gaining speed, and the exodus from the Big 12 Conference is nearly complete: Nebraska to jumping to the Big Ten, Colorado is heading to the Pac-10, and Iowa State and Baylor are moving to the Island of Misfit Toys. The NCAA came down hard on Southern California on Thursday, banning the [...]

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1. USC Trojans Getting a two-year bid to the Probation Bowl. (previous ranking: unranked) 2. Gulf Coast oil spill Doing wonders for BP stock. (2) 3. Big 12 Conference Will the last one out please turn off the lights! (7) 4. Michael Leighton Flyers goalie picked bad time to go all Swiss. (unranked) 5. “Real Housewives” Significantly more slutty than [...]

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1. Floyd Landis Dope. (previous ranking: unranked) 2. Lindsay Lohan Could she eventually wind up in jail? Yes she Cannes! (unranked) 3. Michaele & Tareq Salahi They’re baaaaaaaaaack! (unranked) 4. Phoenix Suns Will break out special “Loss Suns” jerseys for Game 3 against Lakers. (unranked) 5. Felipe Calderon Mexico’s reminder that the U.S. doesn’t have a monopoly on lightweight [...]

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Investigators in Italy believe some Naples pizza restaurants are using wood from stolen coffins to bake their famous pies. Which might explain why many diners say the pizzas’ haunting aroma reminds them of their grandmother. In response to the unfolding pizza scandal, Domino’s is producing a new set of commercials, telling folks that their pizzas no [...]

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The words people say, and what they actually are thinking when they say them, are often two very different things. That’s why we use The Loop Quote Converter. OSAMA BIN LADEN On the greatest threat facing our planet Earth: “The effects of global warming have touched every continent. Drought and deserts are spreading (and) floods [...]

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David Letterman and Jay Leno pulled off the biggest surprise of the Super Bowl by appearing together in a “Late Show” ad. It was all Dave’s idea, following the credo “if it’s funny, we do it,” a line he has been using since the first time he bedded an intern. Tiger Woods’ caddie, Steve Williams, [...]

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Sharks are back in the news after one of them killed a kite surfer off the Florida coast. The shark was immediately criticized by Fran Tarkenton, who said he would have handled the encounter much more professionally. Cleveland outfielder Grady Sizemore became the latest sports figure to apologize for nude cell phone photos he took [...]

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1. Toyota  Will have a hard time recalling its pristine reputation. (Previous ranking: unranked)  2. James Ray  Nothing like three manslaughter counts to make you really sweat. (unranked)  3. Sharks  Killing machines! (unranked)  4. Seantrel Henderson  Apparently developed last-minute man crush on Lane Kiffin. (2)  5. Dr. Conrad Murray  Even after arraignment, will be doing much better than his patient. [...]

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1. John Edwards   The only thing classier than cheating on a cancer-stricken wife … is to hit her, too. (Previous ranking: unranked)   2. Seantrel Henderson   Gopher tease. (unranked)   3. Dr. Conrad Murray   Ironically, has had a lot of trouble sleeping over the whole Michael Jackson deal. (unranked)   4. Rip Torn   Felt he was cheated out of an Oscar for [...]

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  Jay Leno reportedly is retaking “The Tonight Show” after Conan O’Brien refused to voluntarily move to a later time slot. Conan’s people, however, are negotiating with NBC in the hope of stopping Leno from taking Conan’s wife and children, too.  Oscar winner George Clooney reportedly has agreed to host a telethon to raise money [...]

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