They have the look, smell and feel of REAL facts, without all of that difficult and hard to prove factuality. If it’s proven that Lou Gehrig did not die of Lou Gehrig’s disease, his heirs will have to forfeit more than $100 million in royalties. JetBlue flight attendant Steve Slater, since his famous meltdown, has [...]

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Sadly, there is no Hall of Fame for the mastery of salty language. If there were, then former heavyweight champion Mike Tyson would have his own wing. Iron Mike has always been more than just a fighter, a rapist or an ear cannibal. He is crazygonuts. Out of his mind. Batsh*t. Here’s a clip that [...]

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Tommy Lasorda enjoyed a 21-year Hall of Fame career as manager of the Los Angeles Dodgers. Some would say his greatest moment came when the Dodgers beat the New York Yankees in the 1981 World Series. Others would point to the Dodgers’ upset of the Oakland A’s in the ’88 Series. And they would all [...]

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Hundreds of guests were in attendance Saturday as two dogs were married at a show in Taiwan. Such an event could not happen in the United States, where dogs have not been allowed to marry since the Danny DeVito-Rhea Perlman wedding in 1982. Zsa Zsa Gabor suffered a broken hip Saturday night when she fell [...]

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Every number tells a story. And if it doesn’t, we carefully craft one using the finest natural ingredients. 44 Number of Democratic members of Congress willing to have President Obama campaign for them this fall. 4 Length, in seconds, of the average iPhone 4 call before the signal is lost. 7 Joe Mauer’s speed, in [...]

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A new report claims that Minnesota Sen. Al Franken likely won the 2008 election because of hundreds of illegal votes cast by … A. Felons B. Undocumented immigrants C. Dead Iron Rangers Longtime newswoman Barbara Walters is making plans to have her life story turned into a movie that will air on this cable network [...]

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1. Mel Gibson His tapes contain 90 percent more f-bombs than Nixon’s. (previous ranking: 1) 2. George Steinbrenner Meets up with Billy Martin in the Hereafter, fires him for sixth time. (unranked) 3. Gulf Coast oil spill Might be capped after only 10 gazillion barrels. (4) 4. Michele Bachmann Empty barrels make the most noise. (unranked) 5. Federal [...]

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1. Lindsay Lohan Is that a “F*** U” on your middle fingernail? Or are you just happy to see Judge Revel? (previous ranking: 2) 2. Miami Heat Two megastars down, 10 stiffs to go. (unranked) 3. ESPN Has remarkably few qualms about choreographing news stories. (unranked) 4. Levi Johnston Media gobbles up his Palin accusations, ignores his [...]

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Al Gore is said to “welcome” the reopening of the police investigation of his 2006 encounter with masseuse Molly Hagerty, who is accusing the former vice president of sexual assault. It’s the most provably false statement made by Gore since the filming of “An Inconvenient Truth.” Al Qaeda, branching out from the terrorism business, is [...]

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Some of our profanity salutes need a little explanation or setup. Not this one. Here’s an entertaining montage of NBA stars using bad language. Of special note is the Latrell Sprewell appearance at the 2:50 mark, a refrain that helped him lock up the 2004 Loop Man of the Year Award:

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