1. Reggie Bush Hiding his Heisman Trophy as we speak. (previous ranking: unranked) 2. Denny Hecker We won’t be seeing him at Manny’s for about 5 to 10 years. (unranked) 3. Sinkholes Downtown St. Paul is starting to suck. Literally. (unranked) 4. Kent Hrbek Holds major league record for sinkhole creation. (2) 5. Barack Obama “They talk [...]

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Kent Hrbek dug a two-foot-long divot in the Target Field turf while sliding to make a catch during Sunday’s Twins old-timers game. Grounds crew officials were appalled, saying that’s the last time they will ever let livestock on the field. A Florida church plans to commemorate September 11 by burning copies of the Koran. Terry [...]

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The Vikings begin a new season in a few days. As you may recall, the last one ended rather badly. Here’s a compilation. Here’s another take. Note the mournful silence. With all of the local distress, you may have forgotten what a celebration looks like. Here’s one from a New Orleans bar two weeks later, [...]

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Nipsey Russell has been hanging out with the Grim Reaper for several years now, but that hasn’t stopped him from following the NFL with Boy Scout intensity. That’s still our story, and we’re still sticking with it … But before we begin Nipsey’s pro football preview …. a few thoughts from the great one … [...]

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A shocking new Time magazine poll finds that 24 percent of Americans believe President Obama is a Muslim. White House officials pointed out that Obama is “obviously a Christian,” having for two decades attended Jeremiah Wright’s Chicago church, Our Lady of Perpetual Race Baiting. Nearly two-thirds of New Yorkers are opposed to the planned Ground [...]

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When famous faces open their mouths, what often comes out is pure fiction. How can you understand the truth behind their words? By using the Loop Quote Converter. BARACK OBAMA President of the United States, on his future plans for dealing with the trillion-dollar budget deficit: “Next year I (will) start presenting some very difficult [...]

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Adult film star Devon James, who claimed Tiger Woods fathered her 9-year-old son, actually learned another man was the father after a 2002 DNA test. This just goes to show that, when it comes to old porn actresses, the memory is usually the third thing to go. Al Gore is facing embarrassing new allegations that [...]

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  A California high school softball coach is under fire after she forced some of her players to drink soda out of a teammate’s shoe as punishment for striking out. Not surprisingly, Anneliese Neitling came up with the motivational idea after doing a lot of drinking herself. The Boston Bruins on Friday became the fourth [...]

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1. Johan Santana Managed to hold Phillies to a homer per inning Sunday night. (Previous ranking: unranked) 2. The Gulf oil spill Only 210,000 gallons a day. (1) 3. Mahmoud Ahmadinejad Just another crackpot on the streets of New York. (unranked) 4. New Orleans Saints It’s never a good sign when the DEA shows up. (unranked) 5. Michael Jackson Had [...]

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Thursday’s opening round of the NFL draft was highlighted when former Heisman Trophy winner Tim Tebow was taken with the 25th pick by Denver. There was an audible gasp at New York’s Radio City Music Hall because fans there could hear, from thousands of miles away, the sound of Jimmy Clausen and Colt McCoy throwing [...]

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