Adult film star Devon James, who claimed Tiger Woods fathered her 9-year-old son, actually learned another man was the father after a 2002 DNA test. This just goes to show that, when it comes to old porn actresses, the memory is usually the third thing to go. Al Gore is facing embarrassing new allegations that [...]

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North Korea’s soccer team suffered an embarrassing World Cup beating Monday as Portugal rolled to a 7-0 victory in Cape Town, South Africa. When asked afterwards what he thought of his team’s execution, Dear Leader Kim Jong-Il said he would approve it. Celebrity blogger Perez Hilton raised more eyebrows Monday by posting another indiscreet crotch [...]

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1. Gulf Coast oil spill Good morning Key West! Say hello to BP’s “tiny” mess. (Previous ranking: 1) 2. Minnesota Timberwolves Even worse at draft lotteries than they are at playing basketball. (unranked) 3. Hanley Ramirez The No. 1 shortstop in Fantasy Loafing. (unranked) 4. Processed meats They’ll be the death of you. (unranked) 5. Arlen Specter Voters [...]

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1. Nike In case you hadn’t already figured it out, will do ANYTHING to sell sneakers. (Previous ranking: unranked) 2. Tiger Woods What kind of a freak mixes rum and beer? (1) 3. Tiki Barber Don’t tell mom the babysitter’s my new ho. (2) 4. Mohammed al-Madadi Flying Qatari diplomat REALLY needed a cigarette. (unranked) 5. Tom Petters See [...]

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Onetime country singer Mindy McCready claims that former boyfriend Roger Clemens often suffered from erectile dysfunction. The Rocket’s symptoms, though, apparently lessened somewhat after Mindy turned 15. Former Buffalo star Jim Kelly last week had dinner with Tim Tebow in a meeting of high-profile quarterbacks. It was a great opportunity for the former Heisman Trophy [...]

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1. Pope Benedict XVI Popularity-wise, becoming the Nixon of pontiffs. (Previous ranking: unranked) 2. Michael Jackson Whitening skin cream? We’re shocked, shocked. (unranked) 3. Kentucky Wildcats Freshmen stars will be leaving school without ever having actually entered a classroom. (unranked) 4. Minnesota Timberwolves Will they ever win again? Maybe. (7) 5. “24” Series ending; Kiefer Sutherland’s permanent happy hour [...]

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Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu returned to Jerusalem after a testy summit with President Obama. It’s the surest sign yet that the Obama White House will not really respect Israel until it elects a Palestinian leader. A new eyebrow-raising survey this week claimed that nearly one-fourth of Republicans believe President Obama might be the Anti-Christ. [...]

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When watching the NCAA tournament on CBS, you sometimes get the impression that March Madness only began when CBS began televising the festivities in 1982. Not so. For years before CBS bought the rights, the NCAAs belonged to NBC. That network has moved on to producing such classics as “The Jay Leno Show” and “The [...]

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Minnesota Gov. Tim Pawlenty has turned down an invitation to attend Sunday’s Vikings-Saints game with Louisiana’s governor. Pawlenty decided not to travel to the NFC championship game once he learned it was not being played in Iowa or New Hampshire.  Prince has jumped aboard the Vikings bandwagon, releasing a new fight song for the team [...]

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In sports, and in life itself, every number tells a story. 14 Number of Tiger Woods grand slams. Also the number of major golf championships he has won. 21 Percentage of American prostitutes that have seen both Tiger Woods and Charlie Sheen naked. 2012 Times in her book “Going Rogue” that Sarah Palin uses the [...]

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