When the rich and/or famous speak, it is sometimes with a forked tongue. How can you decipher the real meaning behind their words? You break out the Loop Quote Converter.  SHANNON PRICE   Gary Coleman’s ex-wife, discussing the fall that led to his death:  “A lot of people sit there and say, ‘yeah, she pushed him’. People [...]

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Umpire Jim Joyce’s eyes teared up at home plate Thursday, one day after his blown call cost Detroit pitcher Armando Galarraga a perfect game. It’s the first sign that at least a portion of Joyce’s eyes are functioning properly. Tigers fans were outraged by Joyce’s outrageously blown call. However, they stopped short of continuing Motown’s [...]

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1. Joran Van Der Sloot Recidivist killer really in Dutch now. (previous ranking: 2) 2. Gulf Coast oil spill Coming soon to an Atlantic Ocean near you! (3) 3. James Cameron Speaking of morons … (unranked) 4. Gary Coleman Good rule of thumb: Don’t let your ex decide when to pull the plug. (unranked) 5. Jim Joyce [...]

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1. Prince Guess it’s harder to pay taxes when folks stop buying your music. (Previous ranking: unranked) 2. Mall of America Are we renaming it the Fall of America? (unranked) 3. Obamacare Fidel Castro calls it “a miracle” … its greatest endorsement yet. (unranked) 4. Dwight Gooden Still wouldn’t trade places with Lenny Dykstra. (1)  5. Ann Coulter “Take [...]

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    A new government study finds that one in six Americans has been exposed to …    A. Herpes   B. The H1N1 virus   C. Ben Roethlisberger’s Two-Minute Drill    Joe Nathan’s elbow injury has caused great anxiety across Minnesota as fans fear the Twins’ closer in 2010 will be …    A. Jon Rauch   B. Pat [...]

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1. Ben Roethlisberger Sounds like Little Ben MIGHT be doing all the thinking for Big Ben. (Previous ranking: 1) 2. Rahm Emanuel “Son of the Devil’s spawn.” (unranked) 3. Denny Hecker Was only a matter of time before his lawyers jumped ship. (unranked) 4. James Cameron No longer KING OF THE WORLD! (3) 5. Joe Nathan Do the Twins [...]

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“The Hurt Locker” won six Academy Awards on Sunday night, including Best Picture. For those scoring at home, that’s roughly one Oscar for every 10 people who saw the Iraq War film in theaters. Oscar hosts Steve Martin and Alec Baldwin reportedly were banned from making jokes about the Tiger Woods sex scandal. Academy officials [...]

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    1. Ben Roethlisberger   Now has as many sex assault accusations as Super Bowl rings. (Previous ranking: unranked)   2. Adam Gadahn   Was America’s al Qaeda guy arrested or not? Only thing certain is he hasn’t bathed in about 10 years. (unranked)   3. James Cameron   Also lost the Oscar for Best Ex. (unranked)   4. Joe Nathan   Elbow pain isn’t [...]

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1. Randy Moss Straight dog, homey. (Previous ranking: unranked)  2. Tiger Woods Phil Knight says it’s just a “minor blip” … that’s good enough for us. (1) 3. Harry Reid Trying to find 60 senators in favor of running over Joe Lieberman with a truck. (unranked) 4. “Avatar” Almost as big as its director’s ego. (2) 5. Silvio Berlusconi And [...]

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James Cameron’s blockbuster “Avatar” is drawing some mixed reviews from preview audiences despite the film’s stunning visual effects. Some viewers have even complained of feeling nauseous, comparing it to the sensation they get after watching a Ben Affleck movie. Officials in New Hampshire are facing increased pressure to remove from the books the state’s two-centuries-old law [...]

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