1. Al Gore Now THERE’S an Inconvenient Truth! (previous ranking: unranked) 2. Boston Celtics Apparently wanted to spend another couple of days hanging around L.A. (unranked) 3. Barack Obama Been in charge “since Day One.” Of what, we’re not exactly sure. (unranked) 4. Gulf Coast oil spill Really hard to stop during a lightning storm. [...]

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  1. Brett Favre  Thinks a “stream of consciousness” is a place to go fishin’. (Previous ranking: unranked)  2. Brad Childress  Who’s the boss? Clearly not him. (unranked)  3. Senate health care bill  Less popular than some diseases. (unranked)   4. Tiger Woods  “He thought of it as a perk.” (3)  5. ”The Aughts”  It’s official: Everyone says this decade sucked. (unranked)  [...]

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Thousands of dollars worth of the Minnesota Wild’s gear was destroyed Friday when a fire broke out in the equipment van while it was parked in Ottawa. Some of the gear was burned to such a crisp that it reminded witnesses of the Vikings’ secondary. The Vikings lost to Carolina on Sunday night, but Julius Peppers [...]

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1. New Orleans Saints You didn’t really think they were perfect, did you? (Previous ranking: unranked) 2. Minnesota Wild’s equipment Still smokin’. (unranked) 3. Tiger Woods Voted Player of the Decade by Associated Press, PGA Tour and the Wilt Chamberlain Fan Club. (2) 4. Global warming Took another hiatus this weekend on East Coast. (unranked) 5. Denny Hecker Great news, [...]

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