The Loop Ten: 8-2-10

Posted by Kevin Cusick Published in The Loop Ten

1. Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life. (previous ranking: unranked) 2. Chevy Volt The 21st century Yugo. (unranked) 3. Albert Haynesworth If you’re overweight and out of shape … and your name is Albert … you’re just ASKING for a demeaning nickname. (unranked) 4. Al Gore No charges. [...]

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The Loop’s Morning Lines: 7-30-10

Posted by Kevin Cusick Published in The Loop's Morning Lines

Astronomers are warning that a giant asteroid by the name of 1999 RQ36 could hit Earth in 2182. While such a collision would likely devastate our planet, it would still leave time for another 172 seasons of “Jersey Shore.” ESPN officials this week killed a story on LeBron James’ recent partying in Las Vegas because it did [...]

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