When the rich, famous and powerful step to the microphone, they often mix truth and fiction. There’s no better way to cut the honest wheat from the verbal chaff than by using the Loop Quote Converter. MICHAEL BLOOMBERG New York mayor, on the controversy surrounding the planned Ground Zero mosque: “The World Trade Center site [...]

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1. Steven Slater JetBlue now charging extra $15 fee if passengers want a sane flight attendant. (previous ranking: 1) 2. Johan Santana The civil suit cometh. (unranked) 3. Matt Entenza Spent about $1 million per vote … of his wife’s money. (unranked) 4. Bud Selig Milwaukee statue actually will have more personality than the original. (unranked) 5. Ted [...]

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1. Steven Slater “I’M FAB AS HELL, AND I’M NOT GOING TO TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!” (previous ranking: unranked) 2. Charles Rangel Understands why all the other Democrats want him to quit. Just doesn’t give a rip. (unranked) 3. Percy Harvin The Vikings’ latest headache. (unranked) 4. Justin Bieber When they’re throwing water bottles at you, it’s only because you’re [...]

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University of Louisville officials say they’re standing behind Rick Pitino despite his tawdry sex scandal. Apparently, the basketball coach did not violate school policy that bans public sex acts lasting longer than 15 seconds. Hip-hop star Wyclef Jean says he’s running for president of Haiti. If elected, he would become the least experienced, most woefully [...]

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Former boxing king Mike Tyson says that he starred in the hit film “The Hangover” only to fund his drug habit. He then announced his immediate availability to star in “Hangover 2,” “Hangover 3” and “Hangover 4: The Phantom Menace.” Lindsay Lohan was released from jail Monday after serving 14 days for probation violations. The [...]

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1. Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life. (previous ranking: unranked) 2. Chevy Volt The 21st century Yugo. (unranked) 3. Albert Haynesworth If you’re overweight and out of shape … and your name is Albert … you’re just ASKING for a demeaning nickname. (unranked) 4. Al Gore No charges. [...]

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Astronomers are warning that a giant asteroid by the name of 1999 RQ36 could hit Earth in 2182. While such a collision would likely devastate our planet, it would still leave time for another 172 seasons of “Jersey Shore.” ESPN officials this week killed a story on LeBron James’ recent partying in Las Vegas because it did [...]

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1. Barack Obama “Mongrel” people? Really? (previous ranking: unranked) 2. Rick Pitino “Less than 15 seconds.” (unranked) 3. Bears Occasionally have a taste for the rich flavor of human flesh. (unranked) 4. Arizona immigration law Will be on Supreme Court’s docket so fast, it will make your head spin. (1) 5. LeBron James Not even his [...]

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1. Barack Obama  Health care debate is over, because He says so. (Previous ranking: unranked)   2. John Daly  Angrily posts a reporter’s phone number on Twitter, for all of the millions of mental giants that follow Daly on Twitter. (2)  3. David Letterman  Still No. 2. (1)  4. Naomi Campbell  Oh, she’s hot alright. (unranked)  5. Jim Bunning  The [...]

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Apollo 11 astronaut Buzz Aldrin, four decades after walking on the moon, is back in the spotlight after agreeing to star in the upcoming season of … A. “Dancing with the Stars” B. “The Amazing Race” C. “Tool Academy”  A Washington man was killed instantly last week when he made the mistake of … A. [...]

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