A nearly naked Lady Gaga stole the show at Lollapalooza on Sunday as she dove into the crowd and body surfed among the Chicago masses. Afterward the pop star was no worse for the wear, though several dozen of the fans who came in contact with her needed medical treatment for cooties. Today is primary [...]

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1. Lance Armstrong “Systematic” dope … allegedly. (previous ranking: unranked) 2. Brett Favre Probably won’t be sending ANY text messages for a while. (1) 3. Proposition 8 Trumped by Amendment 14. (unranked) 4. Karen Sypher Surprisingly, it took jury longer than 15 seconds to convict her. (unranked) 5. Mark Cuban Still incapable of buying a baseball team. [...]

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Vice President Joe Biden, while hugging President Obama at a White House ceremony on Tuesday, raised eyebrows when a microphone caught him telling Obama that this was “a big f—— deal” … A. The signing of health care reform legislation B. A treaty to fight global warming C. The presidential erection  The House passed historic [...]

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Tennis legends Pete Sampras and Andre Agassi made headlines Friday night by engaging in several sharp, highly personal exchanges during a charity doubles match. Longtime observers said they’ve never seen such nasty repartee between a cheap skate and a meth head. Minnesota Gophers fans cheered loudly when they learned the maroon and gold made it [...]

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    A new government study finds that one in six Americans has been exposed to …    A. Herpes   B. The H1N1 virus   C. Ben Roethlisberger’s Two-Minute Drill    Joe Nathan’s elbow injury has caused great anxiety across Minnesota as fans fear the Twins’ closer in 2010 will be …    A. Jon Rauch   B. Pat [...]

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David Letterman and Jay Leno pulled off the biggest surprise of the Super Bowl by appearing together in a “Late Show” ad. It was all Dave’s idea, following the credo “if it’s funny, we do it,” a line he has been using since the first time he bedded an intern. Tiger Woods’ caddie, Steve Williams, [...]

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