President Obama announced on Tuesday that he’s picking the Los Angeles Lakers to win the NBA title. He decided to make the pick because … A. “(Pau) Gasol may be the best big man in the league” B. “Kobe (Bryant) is the fiercest competitor” C. “I’d rather talk sports than, say, oil spills”  Former Poison [...]

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Supermodel Bar Rafaeli has been accused of refusing to pay taxes in her native Israel. Though this news broke only recently, authorities believe it’s already the hottest tax evasion case ever. Beefy filmmaker Kevin Smith cried foul Saturday when he was removed from a Southwest Airlines flight for being “too fat” to fly. It no [...]

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Thousands of dollars worth of the Minnesota Wild’s gear was destroyed Friday when a fire broke out in the equipment van while it was parked in Ottawa. Some of the gear was burned to such a crisp that it reminded witnesses of the Vikings’ secondary. The Vikings lost to Carolina on Sunday night, but Julius Peppers [...]

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1. New Orleans Saints You didn’t really think they were perfect, did you? (Previous ranking: unranked) 2. Minnesota Wild’s equipment Still smokin’. (unranked) 3. Tiger Woods Voted Player of the Decade by Associated Press, PGA Tour and the Wilt Chamberlain Fan Club. (2) 4. Global warming Took another hiatus this weekend on East Coast. (unranked) 5. Denny Hecker Great news, [...]

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1. Tiger’s Girls Had an unhealthy habit of saving, than sharing, his horny text messages. (Previous ranking: 1) 2. Tiger Woods Tight with the coin, except when paying for bimbo liposuction. (2) 3. Global warming Could use some right about now. (unranked) 4. Tim Brewster Disappointed to learn Kansas wants a WINNING coach. (unranked) 5. Tom Barnard Will be doing [...]

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1. Tiger’s Girls IQs remarkably similar to their bust sizes. (Previous ranking: 1) 2. Tiger Woods Guess he’s not the best man after all. (2) 3. Barbro Holmberg Wishes her daughter married one of those nice Swedish boys. (unranked)  4. David Letterman Spent past week regurgitating Dave jokes into Tiger jokes. (unranked) 5. Harry Reid Loves to play the slavery [...]

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