Every number tells a story … and not all of those stories are pretty ones. 16 Age that Miley Cyrus had to reach before her parents allowed her to give lap dances to 40-year-old dudes. 14 Gametime temperature of Super Bowl XLVIII if the NFL puts the 2014 game in New Jersey. 2 Times that [...]

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  Vikings at Bears (+7) Brett Favre says he has “resolved” his differences with Brad Childress over the Vikings’ play-calling. The quarterback will continue to change plays at the line of scrimmage at his whim, and the coach will continue to pretend he can do something to stop him.   Pick: Vikings by 4 Broncos [...]

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1. New Orleans Saints You didn’t really think they were perfect, did you? (Previous ranking: unranked) 2. Minnesota Wild’s equipment Still smokin’. (unranked) 3. Tiger Woods Voted Player of the Decade by Associated Press, PGA Tour and the Wilt Chamberlain Fan Club. (2) 4. Global warming Took another hiatus this weekend on East Coast. (unranked) 5. Denny Hecker Great news, [...]

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