Barack Obama by Lemonysarah
1. Barack Obama
“Mongrel” people? Really? (previous ranking: unranked)
2. Rick Pitino
“Less than 15 seconds.” (unranked)
3. Bears
Occasionally have a taste for the rich flavor of human flesh. (unranked)
4. Arizona immigration law
Will be on Supreme Court’s docket so fast, it will make your head spin. (1)
5. LeBron James
Not even his jerseys are welcome in Cleveland anymore. (2)
6. Bradley Manning
Leaky. Very Wikileaky. (unranked)
7. Rob Hahn
Vote for him for governor, or he’ll threaten to kill his ex! (unranked)
8. Charles Rangel
Congressman just made a few honest mistakes. A few thousand. (unranked)
9. Stephen Strasburg
Well on his way to becoming the next Mark Prior. (10)
10. Time magazine
Desperate for attention … puts noseless woman on cover. (unranked)
Others receiving votes: Albert Haynesworth, Wikileaks, Elisabeth Hasselbeck, Tim Tebow, stadium food, Chris Tucker, Sumner Redstone, Chris Coghlan.
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