The Loop Ten: 7-29-10

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1. Arizona immigration law

No papers? No problem! (previous ranking: unranked)

2. LeBron James

What happens in Vegas … gets spiked by ESPN. (unranked)

3. Wikileaks

Real sorry about outing those soon-to-be-slain Afghan informants. (unranked)

4. Elisabeth Hasselbeck

Lesbian expert. (unranked)

5. Tim Tebow

Believes virgins make the best underwear models. (2)

6. Stadium food

Bac … bac … bac … bac … bacteria! (5)

7. Chris Tucker

Took tax tips from Wesley Snipes. (unranked)

8. Sumner Redstone

Are those his great-granddaughters? Nope, just his bimbos. (unranked)

9. Chris Coghlan

Friends don’t let friends throw shaving cream pies. (unranked)

10. Stephen Strasburg

Shoulder discomfort causing chest pains in Nationals front office. (unranked)

Others receiving votes: Rick Pitino, Joba Chamberlain, Huston Street, Diego Maradona, Charles Rangel, Lino Lakes, Tony Hayward, Chelsea Clinton, Louisiana, Oliver Stone, Paris Hilton, New York Stock Exchange, Bob Barker, Roman Polanski.

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