The Loop Ten: 7-28-10

Tony Hayward by P2radio

1. Tony Hayward

“Sometimes you step off the pavement and get hit by a bus.” (previous ranking: 2)

2. Tim Tebow

What Would Tim Do? Become an underwear model! (unranked)

3. Chelsea Clinton

$5 million wedding … paid for by daddy’s Chinese fundraisers. (unranked)

4. Louisiana

The Big Lazy. (unranked)

5. Stadium food

Almost as hazardous to health as stadium groupies. (3)

6. Oliver Stone

Sorry about creating all that Fuhrer. (7)

7. Paris Hilton

Does the world’s skankiest Hitler impersonations. (unranked)

8. New York Stock Exchange

The “Jersey Shore” juiceheads? Seriously? (unranked)

9. Bob Barker

Believes Drew Carey has been spayed or neutered. (unranked)

10. Roman Polanski

Didn’t limit himself to child rape … allegedly. (unranked)

Others receiving votes: Chris Coghlan, Charles Rangel, Lino Lakes, Tony Hawk, Dan Haren, Tracy McGrady, Martellus Bennett, Wikileaks, Rick Pitino, Kim Jong-Il, Lance Armstrong, Sarah Ferguson, Lindsay Lohan, Sergio Kindle.

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