Wikileaks' Julian Assange by Freedomist
1. Wikileaks
Making the world safe for terrorists, one document at a time. (previous ranking: unranked)
2. Tony Hayward
Being jettisoned to Siberia. Literally. (1)
3. Stadium food
Insects and rodents and droppings, oh my! (unranked)
4. Rick Pitino
Where were we? Oh yeah. Under the table at the Italian restaurant. Getting’ busy. (unranked)
5. Kim Jong-Il
Going … going … (4)
6. Lance Armstrong
Brushing up on the perjury laws. (2)
7. Oliver Stone
“Hitler is an easy scapegoat.” (unranked)
8. Sarah Ferguson
How much did she bribe Oprah to get a TV show? (unranked)
9. Lindsay Lohan
Who are you calling Fire Crotch? (7)
10. Sergio Kindle
Stairmaster he’s not. (unranked)
Others receiving votes: Martellus Bennett, Tony Hawk, Paris Hilton, Bob Huggins, Seattle Mariners, Lorenzen Wright, Elton John, Levi Johnston, Casey Affleck, Ben Sheets, Lane Kiffin, David Kahn, sitting, Detroit Tigers, Kings of Leon, Stephon Marbury.
Tags: Adolf Hitler, adultery, Afghanistan, anti-Semite, Baltimore Ravens, BP, cycling, draft combine, ESPN, extortion, fire crotch, Floyd Landis, Greg Lemond, Gulf Coast, infidelity, Jews, Julian Assange, Karen Sypher, Kim Jong-Il, Lance Armstrong, Lindsay Lohan, Louisville Cardinals, New York Times, NFL, North Korea, oil spill, Oliver Stone, Oprah Winfrey, performance-enhancing drugs, perjury, prisoners, Rick Pitino, Russia, Sarah Ferguson, Sergio Kindle, Siberia, stadium food, stairmaster, Tony Hayward, unsanitary conditions, vermin, Wikileaks
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