The Loop Ten: 7-26-10

The Oilmonster by Cayman S

1. Tony Hayward

Congratulations! You’ve got your life back! (previous ranking: unranked)

2. Lance Armstrong

Could he have been dumb enough to do blood transfusions in front of Floyd Landis? (3)

3. Lane Kiffin

Hated equally by pro and collegiate coaches. (unranked)

4. Kim Jong-Il

Not a big fan of war games. Much prefers the real thing. (unranked)

5. David Kahn

That’s the LAST time he calls one of his Timberwolves a pothead. (unranked)

6. Sitting

Too much of it will kill you. Just like exercise. (unranked)

7. Lindsay Lohan

Apparently not building any lifelong friendships in prison. (unranked)

8. Detroit Tigers

On pace to run out of healthy players in early August. (unranked)

9. Kings of Leon

Pigeons thought their St. Louis concert was great … “for me to poop on.” (unranked)

10. Stephon Marbury

Not crazy about joining Miami Heat. Crazy about everything else. (unranked)

Others receiving votes: Bob Huggins, Seattle Mariners, Lorenzen Wright, Elton John, Levi Johnston, Casey Affleck, Ben Sheets, Gulf Coast oil spill, Barack Obama, Shirley Sherrod, Michael Lohan, Charles Rangel, Andrew Breitbart, cheerleading, Al Gore, Jimmy Johnson, Newark.

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