1. New Orleans Saints
You didn’t really think they were perfect, did you? (Previous ranking: unranked)
2. Minnesota Wild’s equipment
Still smokin’. (unranked)
3. Tiger Woods
Voted Player of the Decade by Associated Press, PGA Tour and the Wilt Chamberlain Fan Club. (2)
4. Global warming
Took another hiatus this weekend on East Coast. (unranked)
5. Denny Hecker
Great news, ladies … he’s AVAILABLE! (unranked)
6. Pope Pius XII
Sainthood? Really? (unranked)
7. John Calipari
It took Bob Knight to remind everyone he’s a crook. (unranked)
8. Iran
Having trouble keeping dissident prisoners alive. (unranked)
9. Milton Bradley
Now he’s Seattle’s resident psycho. (unranked)
10. Joe McKnight
Follows long line of USC tailbacks driving big-ass cars they didn’t pay for. (unranked)
Others receiving votes: Royce White, Carl Landry, Mike Lowell, John Edwards, Tiger’s Girls, Senate health care bill, Elin Nordegren, Chris Henry, CBSSports.com, Dr. Anthony Galea, Keith Olbermann, Tony Oliva, “Jersey Shore,” Charles Schumer.
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