LeBron James told the world Thursday night that he is “taking my talents to South Beach.” The Chosen One decided, after much deliberation, that he’d rather fall short of championships in a warm weather city. ESPN’s “The Decision” program ended up running a few minutes long, but that was OK with LeBron, as he only [...]

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1. LeBron James OK, now get off our TVs. Now. Please. (previous ranking: unranked) 2. Cleveland Still has that wonderful weather and booming economy. (unranked) 3. Miami Heat Sadly, will only be able to play with one basketball. (2) 4. ESPN Covering every angle of the LeBron story … except the “LeBron’s Mom Sleeping with Teammate” angle. [...]

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