A Biblical scholar from Sweden has come forward with the startling claim that Jesus Christ may not have been crucified. Gunnar Samuelsson says that closer reading of ancient texts show that Jesus may have, in fact, died of boredom while watching the 32 A.D. World Cup. World Cup favorites Brazil and Argentina were knocked out [...]
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