The Loop’s Morning Lines: 7-2-10

Posted by Kevin Cusick Published in The Loop's Morning Lines

Al Gore is said to “welcome” the reopening of the police investigation of his 2006 encounter with masseuse Molly Hagerty, who is accusing the former vice president of sexual assault. It’s the most provably false statement made by Gore since the filming of “An Inconvenient Truth.” Al Qaeda, branching out from the terrorism business, is [...]

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The Loop Ten: 7-2-10

Posted by Kevin Cusick Published in The Loop Ten

1. Mel Gibson Equally respectful of African-Americans and Jews. (previous ranking: unranked) 2. Gulf Coast oil spill Obama administration finally accepts foreign help … on Day 72. (4) 3. Al Gore “Get off me, you big lummox!” (1) 4. Chris Brown Apparently his tears were fake … unlike Rhianna’s. (unranked) 5. Michael Vick Down to his last shot? [...]

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