Tommy Lasorda enjoyed a 21-year Hall of Fame career as manager of the Los Angeles Dodgers. Some would say his greatest moment came when the Dodgers beat the New York Yankees in the 1981 World Series. Others would point to the Dodgers’ upset of the Oakland A’s in the ’88 Series. And they would all [...]

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Tags: 1981 World Series, 1984, 1988 World Series, Baseball Hall of Fame, Cooperstown, Kurt Bevacqua, Los Angeles Dodgers, New York Yankees, Oakland Athletics, profanity, San Diego Padres, Tommy Lasorda

What do you get when you mash up Brett Favre, Tiger Woods, LeBron James and a good beat that you can dance to? It’s “Press Hop 2,” the latest viral video by DJ Steve Porter, whose original number became a YouTube sensation. You’ll laugh. You’ll cry. And you’ll tap your toes, too!

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Astronomers are warning that a giant asteroid by the name of 1999 RQ36 could hit Earth in 2182. While such a collision would likely devastate our planet, it would still leave time for another 172 seasons of “Jersey Shore.” ESPN officials this week killed a story on LeBron James’ recent partying in Las Vegas because it did [...]

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1. Barack Obama “Mongrel” people? Really? (previous ranking: unranked) 2. Rick Pitino “Less than 15 seconds.” (unranked) 3. Bears Occasionally have a taste for the rich flavor of human flesh. (unranked) 4. Arizona immigration law Will be on Supreme Court’s docket so fast, it will make your head spin. (1) 5. LeBron James Not even his [...]

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They have the look, smell and feel of REAL facts, without all of that difficult and hard to prove factuality. In order to get cheerleading designated as a true sport, cheerleaders have started allowing all fans to get to second base. White House officials, in order to boost public support for green energy, are making [...]

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1. Arizona immigration law No papers? No problem! (previous ranking: unranked) 2. LeBron James What happens in Vegas … gets spiked by ESPN. (unranked) 3. Wikileaks Real sorry about outing those soon-to-be-slain Afghan informants. (unranked) 4. Elisabeth Hasselbeck Lesbian expert. (unranked) 5. Tim Tebow Believes virgins make the best underwear models. (2) 6. Stadium food Bac … [...]

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Cable TV ratings should hit new heights this week when the Discovery Channel begins this annual salute to one of nature’s marvels … A. Shark Week B. Snake Week C. Snooki Week The inbred stars of this TV series showed up on Wall Street on Tuesday to ring the bell at the New York Stock [...]

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1. Tony Hayward “Sometimes you step off the pavement and get hit by a bus.” (previous ranking: 2) 2. Tim Tebow What Would Tim Do? Become an underwear model! (unranked) 3. Chelsea Clinton $5 million wedding … paid for by daddy’s Chinese fundraisers. (unranked) 4. Louisiana The Big Lazy. (unranked) 5. Stadium food Almost as hazardous [...]

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Skateboarding legend Tony Hawk suffered a sheared pelvis and severe hematoma after falling during a routine Saturday in California. On the bright side, he did set a new world record for ass pain. Stephon Marbury is vehemently denying reports that he turned down a chance to join the Miami Heat. The former Timberwolf says he [...]

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1. Wikileaks Making the world safe for terrorists, one document at a time. (previous ranking: unranked) 2. Tony Hayward Being jettisoned to Siberia. Literally. (1) 3. Stadium food Insects and rodents and droppings, oh my! (unranked) 4. Rick Pitino Where were we? Oh yeah. Under the table at the Italian restaurant. Getting’ busy. (unranked) 5. Kim [...]

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