Television icon Larry King on Tuesday announced that he was ending this in the autumn … A. His nightly show, “Larry King Live” B. His career with CNN C. His affair with his sister-in-law’s stepdaughter  This discarded political spouse, during an interview on Wednesday morning’s “Today Show,” insisted she is “not just a cuckolded wife.” [...]

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1. I-35W bridge consultants Apparently, the collapse didn’t catch everyone by surprise. (previous ranking: unranked) 2. Joel Zumaya Detroit reliever sets major league record for olecranon pain. (unranked)  3. Gulf Coast oil spill Joe Biden inspects. Determines it’s “a big f****** deal.” (4) 4. Airline food Gets its rich flavor from roaches and rat dung. (unranked) 5. Venus [...]

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A chest X-ray of Marilyn Monroe sold for a shocking $45,000 at a Las Vegas auction on Sunday. The image, which was taken at a Los Angeles hospital in 1954, will make a great Christmas gift for the pervert who has everything. Chris Brown broke down weeping Sunday night during his tribute to Michael Jackson [...]

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1. England More upset about a soccer loss than, say, a billion-barrel oil spill. (previous ranking: unranked) 2. Tom Cruise New film has had more commercials than ticket buyers. (unranked)  3. Gun control Still can’t get around that pesky Second Amendment. (unranked) 4. Gulf Coast oil spill At $100 million a day, almost as costly as Tiger’s [...]

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Kellogg has recalled 28 million boxes of cereal because it had a foul odor and flavor. The company received numerous complaints that boxes of Froot Loops, Apple Jacks, Corn Pops and Honey Smacks stunk so bad that they reminded them of soccer. The United States soccer team was knocked out of the World Cup on [...]

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1. World Cup referees Averaging one abominable call per match. (previous ranking: unranked) 2. Michael Vick On the bright side, most of his birthday party guests weren’t shot. (unranked) 3. Gulf Coast oil spill Especially bad when combined with a tropical storm. (4) 4. Mel Gibson Packs quite a punch, according to his baby mama. (unranked) 5. Landon [...]

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Some of our profanity salutes need a little explanation or setup. Not this one. Here’s an entertaining montage of NBA stars using bad language. Of special note is the Latrell Sprewell appearance at the 2:50 mark, a refrain that helped him lock up the 2004 Loop Man of the Year Award:

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It’s Wimbledon season again, and tennis fans will be glued to the tube to watch stars such as Roger Federer and Rafael Nadal grace the hallowed grass courts with their talent and gentlemanly behavior. Oh, how we miss the days of John McEnroe, who delighted … well … he delighted US with his legendary combination [...]

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Adult film star Devon James, who claimed Tiger Woods fathered her 9-year-old son, actually learned another man was the father after a 2002 DNA test. This just goes to show that, when it comes to old porn actresses, the memory is usually the third thing to go. Al Gore is facing embarrassing new allegations that [...]

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1. Al Gore “He’s saying ‘You know you want to do it.” And I was just thinking ‘Oh my God.’ ” (previous ranking: 5) 2. Wesley Johnson New Wolf would have been better off with … oh … about 29 other teams. (unranked) 3. Italy World Cup surrender was downright French-like. (unranked) 4. Gulf Coast oil spill [...]

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