Rielle Hunter sat down with Oprah Winfrey on Thursday to detail her torrid love affair with John Edwards. The interview went so well that the talk show queen reportedly gave Hunter her personal cell phone number and a diamond toe ring. A new Sports Illustrated survey finds that 25 percent of PGA Tour players believe [...]

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1. Tiger Woods Bedded 120 women … not counting his neighbor’s daughter. (Previous ranking: unranked)  2. Louisiana About to discover a whole lot of offshore oil. (unranked) 3. Arizona May never recover after being shunned by St. Paul’s mayor. (2) 4. Barack Obama “I do think at a certain point you’ve made enough money.” (unranked) 5. Jesse James Even his [...]

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  They have the look, smell and feel of REAL facts, without all of that cumbersome factuality. The cast of “Jersey Shore” set a record last summer by combining for a total of 11 venereal diseases.  Jesse James is such a fan of all things Nazi that he once named a pet hamster after Rudolf [...]

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1. Jesse James Will need a lot of Nazi chicks to get through his divorce. (Previous ranking: unranked) 2. Arizona About 90 percent of residents willing to show an ID. (1) 3. Jeff Ireland It takes an “A-list A-hole” to ask someone if their mom was a hooker. (unranked) 4. Chinese gymnasts Well, they’re old enough NOW. (unranked)  [...]

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A team of Chinese and Turkish explorers on Mount Ararat announced with great fanfare that they may have found … A. Noah’s Ark B. The Fountain of Youth C. “The real killers”  The Phoenix Coyotes were booted from the NHL playoffs on Tuesday night when they were …  A. Beaten by the Detroit Red Wings [...]

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1. Arizona Facing a lot of political heat … but it’s a dry heat. (Previous ranking: 2) 2. Carl Levin “A real sh*tty” senator. (unranked) 3. Tiki Barber Hell hath no fury like a bedridden, pregnant wife scorned. (unranked) 4. Ben Roethlisberger Head trauma causing his serial pants-dropping? That’s the ticket! (unranked) 5. Jacques Lemaire Even HE was [...]

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Former major league pitcher Mike Bacsik apologized Monday for posting anti-Mexican slurs on his Twitter page. The incident increases the likelihood he’ll soon be elected governor of Arizona. Researchers have found that people who are depressed consume 60 percent more chocolate than other people. The study also found that people who use marijuana regularly consume [...]

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1. Jacques Lemaire  Energy deficient. (Previous ranking: unranked)  2. Arizona  “Vandals smeared swastikas made of refried beans” … you CAN’T make this stuff up. (3)  3. George W. Bush  “Writes honestly and directly about his flaws and mistakes,” which should take about 900 pages or so. (unranked)  4. Lindsay Lohan  Retiring from club scene. Until tonight. (1)  [...]

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The Archie Comics series has added a new character, named Kevin Keller, who is gay. Fans of the comics were not surprised by Kevin’s outing, as they remembered a few months ago when Kevin invited Jughead to his house to watch the Tony Awards. Residents of Toluca, Mexico made headlines by making the world’s longest chorizo sausage, [...]

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1. Lindsay Lohan No longer “bankable,” like most Hollywood addicts. (Previous ranking: unranked) 2. Goldman Sachs Learned to love the housing market collapse. (unranked) 3. Arizona Blew its chance to host the next Latin Grammys. (unranked) 4. John Hinckley Can’t wait to get out after Googling Jodie Foster’s address. (unranked) 5. Ben Roethlisberger Willing to accept his punishment. [...]

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